Beautiful Things You Could Write in Your Christmas Cards

Funny

• “Merry Christmas! I put so much thought into your gift that now it’s too late to get it.”
• “Please note: Christmas is canceled. Apparently, you told Santa you have been good this year … he died laughing.”
• “Is it just me, or does Santa look younger every year?”
• “Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, until the credit card bills arrive.”
• “Eat. Drink. Be Merry. Have a wonderful Christmas!”
• Mention a funny memory: “Merry Christmas! I’ll never forget the time you…”