Don’t do these things
One person’s nirvana is another person’s noooo. If you don’t enjoy these supposedly blissful activities, take heart—you’re not alone.
1. Gardening: Weeds! Bugs! Heat! Ugh!
2. Breakfast in bed:Not so chill when we have to worry about spilling OJ all over the comforter.
3. Taking a bath: Lovely in theory, but in reality, the water gets cold fast, we get distracted by mold on the tile, and the book always falls in.
4. Massages: Kneading tense muscles? Pleasant to some, painful to the rest of us.
5. Shopping: Enjoyable only until we hit the overly lit dressing rooms.
6. Reading the paper on Sunday morning: Thanks, politics, for the blood pressure spike.
