9. Your favorite music being called “classic rock” or “oldies”
No, no, there’s been a misunderstanding. “Classic” rock only refers to the music our parents or grandparents listened to. The songs being incorrectly identified as “classic” and “oldies” are actually very contemporary. We should know, we remember dancing to these very songs during our high school prom, and that was only… Oh my gosh, it’s been how many years? I think I need to sit down for a minute.