When people ask you where you’re from, you immediately say, “You’ve never heard of it.”
People often ask me where I’m from, and first I say Ohio. Then they want to know where, and I always say, “It’s a small town, you’ve never heard of it.” Some people think they know Ohio well enough to ask for the name of the town, and when I tell them Orrville, they give me that blank stare I’ve come to know and loathe.