Too Young To Be A Dad (2002)
Starring: Paul Dano
Perfect For: When your hatred for the male race is so grandiose, it must also envelop a fictional character
Oh, 15-year-old Matt’s a good guy, is he? Honor Society, etc. Bull***t. If he’s so good, then why did he get Francesca pregnant and steal a pregnancy test to confirm said pregnancy? Poor Francesca is totally painted as the villain here for wanting to give up the baby for adoption. Matt’s praised for wanting to raise the baby on his own. Where was all this insistence on doing the right thing the night of the conception, Matt? Woof. For maximum effect, chase with Mom at Sixteen.